My sheets look like a crime scene.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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