There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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