I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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