We won't sleep together?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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