he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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