Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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