what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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