he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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