Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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