Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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