I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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