i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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