Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Found the puke drawer
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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