Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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