I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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