C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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