You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
foreskin is a definite game changer
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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