S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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