Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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