I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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