your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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