i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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