This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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