you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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