i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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