We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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