That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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