He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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