when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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