I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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