how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
They are going to name an STD after you.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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