Me too!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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