i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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