Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sorry my hands just texted you
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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