I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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