Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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