I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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