i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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