you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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