North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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