Your mouth is God's brothel.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
she smelled like a LAN party
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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