..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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