Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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