drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
