this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and she was petting her beer can
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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