Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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