I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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