I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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