found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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