i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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