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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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