Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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