ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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