The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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