Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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