at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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