Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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