She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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